I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house,
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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pass me a towel bro
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